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Post by disneyhead on Dec 6, 2013 8:18:08 GMT -8
A: Because they know if they lingered, no one would think them special anymore.
Q: Is there life outside earth?
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Post by Shaliza on Dec 7, 2013 16:00:18 GMT -8
A. Sure, you only have to watch Star Trek to know that we've lots of alien friends and enemies.  Q. How do I master the art of floating on water? ~Shaliza  |
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Post by disneyhead on Jan 14, 2016 10:18:05 GMT -8
A: Eat plenty of wood.
Q: Do you believe in fairies?
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Post by Shaliza on Jan 21, 2016 21:05:02 GMT -8
A: Of course! How else do you explain the money under your pillow in exchange for the tooth?!  Q: How do you prevent oversleeping on workdays? ~Shaliza  |
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Post by disneyhead on Jan 22, 2016 12:49:00 GMT -8
A: Set the clocks at your work place two hours back.
Q: Why are there no male cheerleaders in ball games?
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Post by Shaliza on Jan 23, 2016 0:58:04 GMT -8
A: Because they don't look good in mini-skirts!  Q: What's the difference between a kitten and a mitten? ~Shaliza  |
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Post by disneyhead on Jan 24, 2016 12:53:11 GMT -8
A: A kitten has a K in it.
Q: Why do people need smartphones?
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Post by Shaliza on Jan 24, 2016 18:31:37 GMT -8
A: It helps them to get smarter! Q: Why does the rose have thorns? ~Shaliza  |
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Post by GUYYYY on Feb 19, 2016 11:32:51 GMT -8
wouldn't have a clue to be honest hahaha!  how would i ride a bike without wheels? |
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Post by disneyhead on Feb 19, 2016 14:16:39 GMT -8
Use the Fred Flintstone method- run with your feet.
Q: How do I get my cell phone to charge faster?
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Post by Shaliza on Feb 25, 2016 21:11:42 GMT -8
A: Take your cell phone and go running with it!
Q: How do I make my jewelry sparkle more?
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Post by disneyhead on Feb 26, 2016 12:38:31 GMT -8
A: Dip them in sparkling water.
Q: How did chicken pox get their name?
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Post by Fan of Dorks on Mar 25, 2016 15:34:23 GMT -8
Because the only real cure for these itchy nasty spots is to dance like funky chicken til they all fall off.
why is the earth round?
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Post by disneyhead on Apr 11, 2016 12:19:30 GMT -8
Because otherwise the expression "Love makes the world go around" wouldn't make much sense.
Q: Why are Parrots always called "Polly?"
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Fan of Dorks
Powder Monkey
Briarcliff Escapee
Normal people scare me
Posts: 108 Likes: 110
Location: Briarcliff Manor
Favorite Theme: Autumn Warmth
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Post by Fan of Dorks on Aug 26, 2016 11:05:55 GMT -8
Its a parrot law.
Why is ice cold?
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